Sexual Innuendo Overheard on The Great British Baking Show

 

     Firstly, I will explain that the show is actually called The Great British Bake Off.  However, General Mills--an American conglomerate of processed foods--has a trademark of the phrase "bake-off" in the United States for its subsidiary: Pillsbury.  Unwilling to share that common-spoken expression, it forced the United Kingdom's series to be renamed for any broadcasts that are aired in America.   

     Lewis and I love watching this show.  Creativity and synergy abound in every episode!  We like how the show does not involve backstabbing, drama, and cluelessness amongst its contestants.  During one episode, we noticed an abundance of sexual innuendo: sentences that can be sensually misconstrued. They made us laugh, so I'll share them with you.  Here they are:

"Wow, that is so big!"  "That is how it should be."  "This will fill me up."  "Don't worry.  Enjoy yourself."

"Today, you will be tested on a trio."

"You can fill it any way that you like, and you have 1.5 hours."

"Every little bit counts."

"If you put too much filling in, you won't be able to get it into your mouth.  I might... but most people wouldn't."

"That is going to make it rise nicely."

"Anything that grows goes!"

"We don't want it deflating; we want it nice and stiff."

"It's usually done by rubbing them together.  But Tom is trying something different."

"I'm piping right now, and I'm making sharp kisses."

"... topped by an Italian..."

"I love the ginger, and I don't want to lose any of the juice."

"It's probably as thick as it will get."

"I put my tiny balls on it to hold it down."

"Do you think he's outside your house admiring your grapefruits?"

"My husband and I always do it this way, so it seems like an obvious choice."

"I know who my rival is, and he's right behind me now."

"It's going a bit slow, so I will add some tequila."

"It's not going in as much as I would like."

"I'm waiting for it to go down a little bit."

"If I'm not careful, it could be a goopy mess."

"If it's not robust enough, it won't work.  

"My coconut is a bit bigger than it was at home, and now it got stuck in the nozzle."

"I don't think I whipped it enough, and now it's not stiff enough."

"I prefer it to be brown."

"Mine is so wet."

"Is yours okay?  Mine is awful; I couldn't get it to whip up."

"It came through all the way.  You did a great job at topping."

"It's a difficult flavor."

"It's falling down.  I want more height.  It's too soft.  Good luck with that, Mary."

"You did it perfectly: very sweet on top."

"It's quite attractive, and I'm fascinated to see how it will be."

"It came out too big.  But if I close my eyes, the actual cream is very good-tasting."

"There are some messy bushes that need trimming."

"I've eaten it many times, so I know what it should look like."

"Just use your fingers and stretch it out."

"It smells, so I immediately picked it up."

"I'm not sure if it's supposed to be very wet or not."

"I like it when it gets red.  It makes me happy."

"I'm erring towards having one on top of the other."

"It's probably tripled in size by now!"

"It's sticky."

"You have 3o minutes until we have to see yours on the table."

"It really puffed up, so maybe I should stretch it more."

"I'm going to take it out now.  It's better than leaving it in the oven and worrying about it."

"I'm nervous because there's a lot riding on me."

"That's the closest I came to crying.  It was sheer relief."

"In some cases, it can be overpowering... so I will be careful."

"Just shove it all in."

"I immediately started thinking about Jasmine, and I feel really strong."

"We'll start with a chocolate one, and then a sharp carrot.  We'll finish with a fruitcake."

"My cherry is the most important part."

"All three of them will be stacked, and I'll cover them with cream and add some glitter."

"I don't understand why it's so moist inside."

"Timing is crucial.  It usually takes me an hour."

"I'm using both hands, and I don't have enough time."

"Do you like doing this?"  "I hate it, because I don't do it prettily."

"I'm trying to fill all of the holes."

"I'm amazed that you did this four times!"

"The position isn't right.  I wish I had chosen something else."

"You left little blobs all around.  It's a bit of a mess."

"This bottom one is dry."  

"I hate a soggy bottom."

"It's dripping into the crack."

"Try the next bottom; it might be better."

"This has been the hardest that we ever had, and I want to bring Andrew."

"I think that Tom can inch into it."

"I will be the Bad Cop, this week."

"I will miss your face."

     As a bonus, here's a snippet from another enlightening culinary show from overseas: "New Scandinavian Cooking"...

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