Friday, November 24, 2023

Our Trip to Spain: Part 2 of 6 - More of Madrid: Best Tapas and Attractions

     We awoke in our queen-sized bed and loved the breeze coming through the open French doors.  We started our day by opening their exterior shutters to let more light in.  Wearing the hotel's slippers and robes, we stood on the balcony and relished the quiet morning and crisp November air.  




     It was a unique experience for us to wake up at a high elevation of 650 meters (2,130 feet)!  Madrid is situated on the lofty Meseta Plateau.  To see an opposite scenario when we woke in a capital that is below sea-level, please use this link: 

     Our hotel offered a buffet breakfast (for additional cost)...



... but we preferred to eat out at local places.  Spain is on the continent but it eschews a Continental Breakfast.  Instead, Spaniards eat savory foods, and we prefer that.  (We are unlike the Americans who crave over-sugared breakfast foods).  

     We strolled through the charmingly narrow lanes to Plaza de Santa Ana.  

     It existed since the Spanish Golden Age: the Renaissance of flourishing arts and sciences.  It is named for a Carmelite monastery that stood there in the 1600s.  In 1810, Joseph Bonaparte was the kingdom’s ruler (1808-1813)—after his brother, Napoleon, conquered Spain.  Joseph demolished the monastery to create a more sanitary/posh area.  It was completed in 1880.  Now, the perimeter of the square is almost entirely covered by cafe terraces and coffeeshops.  From morning to midnight, it was always lively yet orderly.  It was fun to pass through and feel the convivial vitality of people.









     Let's discuss the language.  Coming from the USA—with huge influence from Latin American immigrants (whose nations were colonized by Spain)—we assumed that the language in Spain was named Spanish (Español).  No.  It is named Castellano.  That refers to the Province of Castille where the language originated.  

     That reminded us of how outsiders say that people in the Netherlands are Dutch.  That’s incorrect.  People in the Netherlands are Netherlanders who have a Netherlandish culture and speak Nederlands.  Nobody is Dutch; that is a mis-labelling that was caused by English-speakers.  *To see our amazing time in the Netherlands, please use this link: https://halfwindsorfullthrottle.blogspot.com/2019/08/our-trip-to-netherlands-part-1-of.html


     There is an important distinction of languages within Spain.  



     Castilians reside in the historical region of Castile, and that includes Madrid.  When they speak, their unique pronunciation makes “cilantro” sound like “thilantro” and “Zoro” sounds like “Thoro”.  “Gracias” sounds like “Grathias”.  Other regions of Spain don't speak like that, and Latin Americans do not speak like that.  Thus, people in/from Madrid speak with a distinctive Castilian “th” sound.  (Our friend in NYC is from Madrid, and when he speaks to Latinos and Latinas and says “Grathias”, they instantly recognize where he’s from).  

     From there, we used more irregular lanes that are preserved from their medieval origins.  


     We paused to admire the incongruent intersection at Calle de la Cruz that still had those quaint attributes.  



     Look again at those images to realize that the pavement and streets are clean: no litter, discarded cups, feces, or bums.  In addition to cleanliness, Madrid utilizes Garbage Containment, which also prevents odors and vermin.  Unlike American cities, they don't leave piles of garbage bags on all the streets.




Seen above, the smaller receptacle covers a larger container that is hidden underground.  Seen below, a truck uses a mechanical arm to uproot each one to empty it.  Only one person is needed.




     We witnessed one of the city's garbage trucks using its mechanical arms to lift a trash container off the sidewalk.  Overall, it was amazing infrastructure that we witnessed in Amsterdam, Oslo, Florence, and Helsinki.  Nobody had to touch the garbage.  Watch my brief video; it's so cool!


     Despite being one of the filthiest city in America, NYC hordes its wealth and refuses to invest in that helpful technology.  So, America's wealthiest city looks like this every week of the year...









Yuck!  It hasn't improved since the 1880s or 1920s or 1970s.  


It still looks like a third-world country.

We were happy to be away from that.

    We ate at a "local spot" with food that is so famous that it attracts foreign travelers, yet it is somehow unchanged in its original coziness.  Casa Toni is an old-school Tapas Bar.  







     It began in the 1970s.  It might look "basic", but that belies the succulent recipes therein!  The prices remain fair, with generous portions = great value!  The small restaurant has two levels, but "the action" occurred on the main level.  A stubby bar connected to a grilling area where a pudgy man was talented with knives and spatulas to cook/char the legendary recipes perfectly.  

People come-and-go, and the vivid people-watching is enhanced by pedestrians outside.  Despite only being open for 20 minutes, the room was almost full.  Fortunately, we snagged the last "standing table" in the center of the room.  


     Customers varied from trendily-dressed couples to old bearded men wearing denim jackets and leather pants.  We observed many Chinese visitors who also appreciated savory food to start their day.  Please enjoy Lewis' panoramic video...






     Regardless of the time of day, everyone drinks wine or beer.  We didn't see anyone sipping juice or coffee.  We smartly chose glasses of red wine to accompany our food.  

     As the second-most mountainous nation in Europe, Spain’s geography is ideal for growing grapes.  Continuous sunshine across the kingdom during most of the year helps, too.  Spanish wine is often aged longer than others, which creates deeper flavors.  600 varietals are nurtured on Spanish soil!

     The menu was printed in Spanish and English, and Lewis gestured for a busy waiter to take our order.  Without using paper/pen, he memorized everything.  He got some things wrong, but those items weren't wasted; they were promptly served to other tables.  We had a feast, and we were thankful that our standing-table had two levels, so dirty dishes could be put below and make room for new ones.  

Rinones plancha (Kidneys cooked on the griddle) €5.20.

Callos (sautéed Beef Tripe) €10.50.  Made with chorizo and chickpeas, it's a classic dish in Madrid, and it's popular across the country.

Grilled Squid €10.80.  Since we were in a nation surrounded by a lot of water (Atlantic Ocean, Bay of Biscay, Mediterranean Sea), it was sensible to have seafood.  Spain's world-famous speed trains ensure that freshly-caught seafood is transported immediately to the capital.

Revuelto Setas con Gam (Scrambled forest mushrooms with eggs) €13.

Mollejas Plancha (Sweetbreads from the griddle) €12.50.  That was my favorite.  It's a healthy and delicious dish.


     The food came with replenished "peasant loaf" bread.  Four glasses of locally-made wine cost a total of €11.20.  We were obliged to give a 10% gratuity of €5.75, which pleased our waiter.  If you want to taste Spain's authentic gastronomy, that is the place to go!

     A husband and wife at the next table admired our food and inquired about it.  They asked us to take their photograph with their camera.  Delighted by our affable American charm, they invited us to join their table.



     The young woman was from Hong Kong (Lewis already knew that by detecting her accent when she spoke Mandarin), and her husband was a policeman from Macao.  When I revealed that my grandfather had been a village policeman, he perked up and clinked glasses with me.  (To say "Cheers" in Spanish is Salud!)  The woman worked for a company that made gaming machines for casinos.  It was their tenth visit to Spain, and they always return to Casa Toni because of its unaltered excellence.  


     The wine flowed, and we chatted merrily with our newfound acquaintances.  They usually travel without itineraries, and they were wowed with ours.  We mentioned the musical-theater performances that we had tickets for, and they were impressed that a pair of Americans wanted to attend a show that was performed in a foreign language.  I said that half of our Netflix shows are made in other countries, and we happily enjoy them with subtitles or voiceovers.  We discussed our upcoming dinner reservations at Soy Kitchen, which is the only Chinese restaurant in the kingdom to win a Sol Repsol award.  (Spain's version of Michelin Stars).  The woman remained skeptical of its perfection (and later we found out why), but she applauded our keen interest to immerse ourselves in other cultures.  

     That couple also enlightened us about why our personalities were so appreciated in Spain: we were not typical Americanos.  Using my Xiaomi phone (mostly blockaded by the American government because it's better than what lazy/greedy American companies make), I quickly found online interviews that showed how badly Americans personified themselves abroad.








It's worthwhile to watch these two short videos, too.  The second one is poignant...


Thankfully, our values make Lewis and I exceptional Americans!

     Together, the four of us walked to Sol.






Municipal crews were busy erecting a faux Christmas tree for the upcoming holiday.  (We saw trees in many squares).

     We parted ways at the Metro station.  It's gorgeously modern.


(We remain connected as penpals via social media.  It's nice befriending people in other parts of the world).  

     Lewis and I rode north to Alonso Martinez Station.  


     Lewis noticed a sign that is posted on every train; it assures riders that trains refresh their air every 2.5 minutes and that every train is disinfected daily.  Wow, that's impressively responsible.  

Nothing like that exists in NYC—even after the rest of the world learned cleanliness from the COVID pandemic (not surprisingly, NYC handled COVID the worst out of every city on the planet).  Unchanged for 100 years, NYC's subway trains are rarely cleaned.  Authorities wait for rain to rinse the exteriors, and overpaid employees are supposed to clean/mop/disinfect the interiors whenever trains reach the end-of-the-line.  But, they merely drag a mop—full of uncleaned water—down the middle of the train...


(maybe wipe a few poles) and then they revert their focus to the cellphones... a habit they probably learned from NYC's police.  Their union claims that those hundreds of idle employees are being paid to "observe others for the purposes of training and development".  





     Aboveground, most Metro stations are adorned with fanciful iron railings that survive from the 1920s.  They were designed by Antonio Ramilio (born 1874), and they give Madrid an iconic appearance that is unique.  Using an Art Moderne style, Ramilio modernized the city in ways that reminded us of Metro stations in Paris.  Similarly, Madrid's monumental buildings on wide boulevards also resembles Paris.


     We intended to visit the Museum of Romanticism.  It is a state-owned facility that opened in 1924 from the aristocratic patronage of the Marquis of Vega-Inclan.  It was his art collection.  However, we experienced a reoccurring problem with Google Maps that we first witnessed in Germany (where the company has a feud with the government so it deliberately gives inaccurate information to be unhelpful).  The map began automatically zooming-out—while I tried to use—and it spun around and then zoomed-in to a random place.  It seemed like a prank... that continued for the rest of our trip.  We hated it.  It also failed to show transit stops, and it failed to identify transit routes (that happened in Norway and Germany, too).  When I tried to "plan a route" between destinations, it gave bank directions...


We expect reliability from a billion-dollar conglomerate.  (But remember that Google is an American one, so its focus is greed and not providing what it says it will).  With growing frustration,  I relied on Madrid's transit webpage to see accurate maps, but we were lost whenever we walked on streets and alleys between them.  

     As such, we accidentally encountered a film crew preparing to make a vintage scene on one of the historic streets.  

     Those men were not wearing vintage costumes; they were members of the Civil Guard, and their ceremonial uniforms retain those tricorne hats and shoulder-straps.  They patrol rural areas as the national gendarmerie. 

     We asked a guy in the crew for directions to the museum.  After an uncertain pause, he said that we had to walk for 13-minutes in the opposite direction.  That didn't seem correct, and nobody else spoke English, so we abandoned our plans.  That was the third museum that we failed to visit.  Retracing our steps to the Metro, we decided to try again at the Sorolla Museum.  To our angst, it was closed AGAIN.  Once AGAIN, there was no sign on the entrance to explain why.  Also once again, Google claimed that it should be open on that day.  We didn't want to attempt visiting the Lazaro Museum.  Instead, we opted to go to the zoo.

     We rode a Metro train southwest to a station named Casa de Campo (Country House).  It's named for the park that it is in: the largest one in Madrid.  In the 1510s (as Spain conquered Nicaragua, Costa Rica, Cuba, Jamaica, Panama and Colombia), the park originated as a royal hunting ground, with a country house at its center.  It is directly west of the Royal Palace.  Royal protection through the centuries preserved it from overdevelopment, and it is now given freely to Spanish citizens.  In those ways, it is similar to Hyde Park in London.  *To see when we visited that remarkable park, please use this link: https://halfwindsorfullthrottle.blogspot.com/2022/09/our-return-to-london-uk-part-3-of-6.html

     Most of its 4,257 acres is woodland.  It is five-times bigger than NYC's Central Park!  Unlike Central Park, there are few roads, so the woods are undisturbed as a sanctuary.  Trails crisscross it for hiking and mountain biking.  Due to their uneven surfaces—full of rocks and tree roots—we don't think they are suitable for jogging.  Seen below, there is also a cable-car system, but it was closed for renovation.


     So, we had to walk.  We were excited to see the zoo because it's one of the few in the world that have Panda bears.  



     Only 1,864 giant pandas exist in the world, and only 27 zoos outside of China have some.  Those lovable bears are officially "on loan" from China.  Due to increasing anti-Chinese racism that is unstopped in America, China reclaimed pandas from American zoos this year.  Last autumn, we saw three Pandas in Berlin's Zoo, and that was my first time to admire those adorable animals.  
     Surprisingly, there weren't many signs at the station for the zoo.  That was peculiar for a popular attraction.  One sign pointed across the road, so we crossed the road and followed a dirt path (there were only dirt paths) for several minutes.  Getting nowhere, we returned to the station and asked two women for directions.  They didn't speak English, but I showed them photos of the zoo on my phone, so they gestured for us to walk down the road into the park.  The road lacked sidewalks, so we strode on closest dirt path.  After several minutes of walking, we didn't see any signage, and we felt unsure.  Lewis waved at a jogger and asked for directions again.  The sweaty-but-attractive man reiterated what the ladies said, and he gestured in a way that meant the zoo was far away, down the road.  
     Our trek became a Nature Hike, and we used the time to admire the scruffy pine trees and scrub bushes that grow in Spain's arid climate.  Here are my photos...



     The park is a workplace for prostitutes.  They attract customers there, and they perform their talents elsewhere.  That keeps the park clean.


     Prostitution is legal in the kingdom, but pimping is not.  Brothels were legalized in 1956, and wiskerias (whiskey houses) are tolerated as places that are actually brothels.  As far back as the medieval era, Spain's clergy had concubines, and aristocrats had cortesanas, and male members of the bourgeoisie had multiple mistresses.  The Church was often criticized for its profiteering involvement in the sex trade of the 1700s.  (If you know the history of popes and cardinals in Rome, you are not surprised).  Nowadays, it is considered part of a healthy society and Life/Work Balance. 

     Finally, we arrived at the zoo.  It was five o'clock and only one Ticket Window was open to buy tickets.  


     The woman told us that the cost of two tickets was €53.00, but she also warned that it wasn't worth it since the zoo closed within one hour.  Saddened, we decided that we could be content with our memories of pandas from last year.  *To see that experience in Berlin, please use this link: https://halfwindsorfullthrottle.blogspot.com/2022/11/our-trip-to-berlin-germany-part-5-of-6.html

     Outside, we saw a taxi-stand.  For Americans who are unfamiliar with that infrastructure, it's a designated place where taxis form a queue for people to use.  They appear at tourist attractions, theaters, hotels, and transit hubs.  I suggested using a taxi to go across the city to visit the Prado Museum (the largest art museum in Spain); it was open until 8pm (20:00).  


     A driver sped us there, and we loved the absence of gridlock "Rush Hour" traffic.  To ease vehicle congestion, Madrid installed a special lane in the traffic that is only used by buses and taxis.  Hooray.  


     Along the way, we admired the silhouette of the Royal Palace glinting in the sunshine, as it overlooked the wooded park.  



     Our ride cost €16.45, and no tip was expected.  We exited the taxi and looked up at the gargantuan building, which was designed in 1785 during the Age of Enlightenment.  It was erected by a royal decree from King Carlos III as part of his grandiose plan to give Madrid an urban flair.  It's one of the greatest art museums in the world.  Despite what you might think, the main entrance is not in the front.  


Visitors enter from the left-side, which is named the Goya Gate.


     Unfortunately, entering is stupidly configured.  When we got there, we saw a long queue of people, corralled behind stanchions.  But the sign for that queue said "Changes", and that didn't seem like the right place to enter.  So, we went around to another set of ropes that were closer to the Ticket Windows.  There was nobody ahead of us, so we approached a window.  Suddenly, an annoyed employee from the "Changes" queue reprimanded us to exit and join her long queue.  It seemed vital for her to ensure that two hapless tourists did not touch the Ticket Window before she allowed it.  Muttering curses under my breath, I joined the line.  It barely moved for 15 minutes.  After we bought our tickets (2 for €30), we were astonished to realize that we couldn't enter the museum from there.  We had to go out again and go to another entrance—that had its own queue!  That's absurd.  Why design a Ticket Window that doesn't lead into the museum?  Why have two queues?  
     Employees divided ticket-holders between two entrances, but we were directed to the one at the rear of the museum.  



     A security screening scanned everyone's bags.  Signs told everyone to discard any liquids.  Being honest, Lewis showed his small bottle of water to a guard, and she gestured to the trashcan.  Later, we saw that everyone else kept their bottles of water in their bags... and none of the guards noticed.  Maybe their scanning machine doesn't have a video-screen and it only detects metal objects.  
     Finally within the museum, we ventured through its labyrinthine floorpan.  Photos are prohibited, but we didn't know that (due to a lack of signs) until we were halfway through.  A guard hollered at Lewis to cease his photography.  Despite that, other visitors took plenty of photos when nobody was looking.  We remained honest.









     The museum is full of portraiture and paintings from the 12th to 20th centuries, with only a few rooms of sculpture, and a tiny amount of antique furnishings.  Most of its assets come from the Spanish Royal Collection.  That treasure-trove was amassed by monarchs from 1516 until 1868.  The museum has 7,600 paintings, 4,800 prints, and 8,200 drawings/sketches.  Each year, it displays 1,300 of its assets... so it is worthwhile to visit on future years.  






















The painting seen below was the most stunning because it seemed to have three-dimensional qualities of detail.


     One section illustrated Spain's Catholic-oriented oppression of Jews, which lasted for centuries.  Parchments from 1370 were titled "The Devil prevents Jews from understanding the Scriptures".  Such lies were promoted by Roman Catholic popes (and the monarchs whom they bullied) to make Christians fearful of other religions.  The falsities claimed that Judaism's denial of the New Testament scriptures was because the Devil controlled Jews.  Therefore, the Catholic Church condemned them to death as heretics and sinners.  (The Church's millions of murders were never viewed as sins because every pope pretended to be a spokesman for God and the keyholder to Heaven).  Displays featured "anti-Jewish iconography" that was used during the 14th, 15th, and 16th-centuries to promote systematic violence against Jewish people as "enemies of Christianity".  Such intolerance and prejudice was spread by Catholicism to every part of the globe that it spread to: ancient China, Persia, India, Norway, Ireland, North America, Central America, South America, et cetera.     




     15-20% of Spain’s population is actually Jewish but the modern generations don’t know it because of the Spanish Inquisiton.  Most of the Jews in the UK originated in Spain and fled there as refugees and emigres.  According to Spanish law—as an admittance of their wrongdoing—if modern Jewish people prove that they have 50% Spanish ancestry, they will grant citizenship.


     The Gift Shop was disappointing, and nothing seemed worthwhile to buy as a souvenir.  Few things had iconic imagery, and few things seemed to announce "This came from the one-and-only Prado".  As we exited, we admired a handsome church on a hill behind the museum.  Iglesia de San Jeronimo el Real was built in 1503.  Initially, it was a monastery that joined the royal palace of Buen Retiro (a portion of that palace is now part of the Prado).  For centuries, the church was used for investitures of each Prince of Asturias (the title of the Crown-Prince... similar to Prince of Wales).  Lewis posed for photos, and that prompted others to do it.



The Prado looked pretty, too.


     We sauntered down a tree-lined boulevard named Paseo del Prado.  The beautiful route is a UNESCO World Heritage Site.  As the name implies, it is near the Prado Museum.  




     Seen above in magnificent illumination is the City Council building, which was originally the main Post Office.
     We meandered gently through the winding streets, enjoying the gaiety of Spaniards "going out for the night".  Almost every lane and alley was alive: heels on cobblestones, bicycle bells, stemware clinking at wine bars, congenial hubbub at tapas bars, and the clatter of crockery at sidewalk cafes.  






     Best of all, the traffic was silent and free of exhaust, thanks to electric engines.  We don't have that luxury in America's richest city.  We rarely heard car horns during our entire week in the big-cities of Madrid and Valencia.  Drivers were patient, and pedestrians and cyclists had priority.  That is the opposite of America.  

     Another opposite of NYC (and a relief) was the warmer temperature—despite similar latitude.  (Even Switzerland was warmer than NYC in November... and NYC was 6 hours behind us in a supposedly warmer time of day).


     After getting gussied-up at our hotel, we easily hailed a taxicab.  That would be miraculous to do in Manhattan, and Lewis has 40+ years of experiences as a born-bred Manhattanite to prove it.  Equally magical, the cab was clean!  We love that because it rarely happens anywhere in NYC, which has 13,000 cabs that are allowed to deteriorate with uncleaned filth... as if the 2019 health pandemic never happened.  During our speedy ride, the scenery was gorgeous.  (Madrid is truly gorgeous).  Please enjoy my video of a fountain at a traffic roundabout...


     As I said, car horns were rarely used in Madrid, so when our cab encountered a bottleneck of traffic on a medieval lane, it merely moved slowly—but patiently.  We loved that calmness and orderliness.  In due time, traffic resumed its normal pace, and we got to our dinnertime destination ahead-of-schedule.  The cost was €11.15, and no tip was desired.

     We had reservations at Soy Kitchen, located on Calle de Zurbano, around the corner from the Sorolla Museum.  We ignored those reminders of our failed museum visits.  The high-end restaurant is across the street from the Embassy for Peru.  By the doorway, we saw the restaurant's award: a "Sun" plaque, which is similar to a Michelin "Star".  I will explain.  
     Michelin is a French tire manufacturer that invented the Michelin Guide (and Michelin Stars) to identify high-quality restaurants (and cause drivers to wear-out their tires to visit them).  In Spain, Repsol is an energy provider that invented the Sol Repsol Awards for restaurants in Spain and Portugal.  The award resembles a sun and comes in increments of one, two, or three (just like Michelin Stars).  


     This year, 506 restaurants won "One Sun" (seen below, the plaque looks like an egg yolk).  164 got "Two Suns".  43 earned "Three Suns".

     18 years ago, a chef named Yong Ping Zhang relocated from Tianjin, China to Spain.  He changed his name to Julio Zhang.  His Asian-fusion restaurant is popular.  This year, it celebrated its tenth anniversary.  It's the only Chinese restaurant in Spain to win a Sol Repsol award.  We definitely wanted to dine there, so we made online reservations two months before our trip. 

 

     The interior is sleekly eclectic, with slight nuances to Asian styles—but nothing that denotes Asia.  



     There was confusion when we arrived.  A hostess escorted us to our table: one in a row that faced a long bench.  (The bench is too low and cushy, so everyone who sat on it had to sit on the pillows that were intended for their backs).  The hostess departed without providing menus, and there was no QR code to scan.  Within moments, a waitress paused at our table to take our cocktail order, but we explained that we lacked menus.  She left but never returned.  A minute later, a young man wearing a suit paused at our table to ask if we knew what food we wanted to order?  He seemed to be the dining room captain.  With patience, we asked for menus.  He provided them.  Then, we had trouble signaling someone to take our order.  They hurried back-and-forth, although the restaurant was only half-full.  

     The same thing happened to the older couple who sat next to us.  Things got better when a young couple sat on our other side because we commandeered the waitress who escorted them and asked her to take our drink order.  As soon as she left, the suited man came to take our drink order.  With a raised eyebrow, I said that we just gave it to somebody else.  Laughing, he said, "I'm sorry; I'm always coming at the wrong time."  If that's the case, he's in the wrong profession.

     Our cocktails were quite tasty, but I don't recall what we had.  



     Lewis perused the wine list.  Finally, the captain's timing was helpful, and he arrived to discuss vintages.  We drank a Verdejo produced by Marques Riscal.  It's one of the oldest wineries in the wine region of La Rioja, and it was founded by Camilo Hurtado de Amezaga, the Marquis of Riscal.  Now, it has a "creatively modern" building on its ancestral land.


     Each customer had utensils and a knife-rest that shared its space with a pair of chopsticks.  I'm nimble with chopsticks, so I happily used them.

     As an amuse bouche, the kitchen presented us with small cups of mushroom soup, flavored with herbs and lemongrass.  

     From the menu, we both had cockles with a crab dumpling.  (Chef Zhang makes the dough for his dumplings).


     Monkfish fillet, topped with caviar and red onion.


     After each course, our dirty dishes were removed and then a dark-skinned woman—who seemed like she didn't care about her job—put clean utensils on our table.  Unlike other servers who position the silverware in front of customers (and some make sure the handles are at the edge of the tables), she merely plopped them on our table.  Waitresses at our local diner are nicer than her.  She never smiled, made eye contact, or asked if she could do anything for us.  That uncaring behavior doesn't belong in an upscale eatery.  If you win a high-caliber award, all employees must be polite... and preferably efficient.  That doesn't happen at Soy Kitchen, and nobody (chef or manager) is watching to fix it.  

     Next, we ate Bone Marrow, blended with truffles and spring onion.  

     It was accompanied by two puffy buns that were pan-fried in olive oil (which made the exterior gooey).  We were told to break off pieces of bun and spread marrow on them.  It was delicious. 

(We went to the lavatory to wash our hands after that, and the single toilet area is disappointingly dingy and tight).

     With anticipation, we tasted the chef's Soup Dumplings: each of us got only one dumpling.  At least the crimping was perfect, and the dough was infused with squid ink.  There was a decent amount of broth inside, but we had better ones elsewhere.  For a high-end restaurant, it was disappointing that they still used paper doilies under the dumplings.  Anyone knows that paper sticks to the dough and when you try to peel it off, it usually causes the dumplings to rupture (and lose their precious broth). That happened to Lewis before he could get his spoon under the dumpling.  Bad design.  A man from China should know better.

     As a main course, we shared the "deconstructed" Lobster.  Yes, it was separated on a platter, but the kitchen lazily did not remove the meat.  Customers were given shell-crackers and picks to do that... yet none of the employees considered how messy that is—liquid squirting across the table, fragments of shell and wet bits of seafood being flicked.  In our opinions, some parts were undercooked.  I wanted to send it back to the kitchen, but Lewis was disinterested.

     As another main course (because a small lobster offers a tiny amount of food for two people), we ordered the Soy-Ginger Beef.  The fork-tender morsel was succulent and delicious.  

     We didn't see it on the menu, but Lewis noticed another table feasting on duck, so we requested it from the captain.  He was charmed that we were interested.  It was a Peking-style "lacquered duck" recipe that is a highlight of the Chef's Tasting Menu.  (The food included in the Chef's Tasting Menu is never printed on the menus because Chef Zhang expects you to trust him).  It took a long time to prepare that entree.   

     Twice, the chef came out of his kitchen—dressed casually in a shirt, slacks, and baseball cip—to visit two tables.  Then, he returned to the kitchen.  We always think it's rude when a chef enters the dining room and neglects to greet each table.  If you go to one table, then go to all of them.  Don't ignore your other customers; it implies that they are insignificant.  


     We did not receive a whole duck or a half; a leg-and-thigh was presented on a tray.  Thankfully, its steam and aroma were mouthwatering.  A platter of julienned vegetables included cucumber, pickled cabbage, lemongrass, and pea shoots.  Bamboo baskets contained oven-warm crepes.  Please enjoy Lewis' video of the captain preparing our duck: shredding the meat and mixing it with a low-temperature glaze...


     We used our chopsticks to fill crepes with the juicy meat, then we slathered it with sauce, and topped each portion with veggies.  After rolling it, we ate it.  The piquant flavor was scrumptious!  A winner.



     True to Asian menus, the dessert section was small.  We chose a vanilla pastry filled with cremeux (custard with lots of egg yolks and chocolate), on a dark-chocolate cake.  It had dried lavender flowers sprinkled on top.  It was plated alongside mango gelato that rested on hazelnut powder.  


     To finish our meal, I requested a pot of green tea.  That was the only aspect that exuded a classic Chinese element: a handle-less teacup made of blue/white porcelain.  The teapot was not filled with loose tea; it had a teabag.  The tea was mediocre, which is shameful because China is know for excellent teas.


     The meal was good, and we can see that Spaniards—who lack "elevated Chinese" restaurants—are excited about Soy Kitchen.  But, it is not worth making an international visit to go there.

     Exiting the overhyped restaurant, we went to the Metro, and a train arrived promptly and carried us to our hotel.  



We also admired the multi-grip poles that are in the trainssimilar to what we saw on trams in Dublin.  That smart design allows more people to use the poles.



     We got off at Sol, and the area buzzed with activity!  




     The Centro district is well-known for prostitutes.  They were found at Puerta del Sol, along Calle de Carretas, Calle del Barco, Calle de la Montera, and on the street of our hotel.  According to our sources, the El Gato industrial area is still popular for procuring a sex professional.  Sex workers are also located near the university at Parque del Oeste.  



     We didn't need their services; our hotel was sufficient.  

     On the topic of "sweet stuff", we ended our night with the flan that we bought at the supermarket.  It only cost €1.50, it was the market's brand (made with wholesome ingredients), and it tasted better than the dessert at Soy.



Please join us in the next part to see our fun-packed weekend!

Cuídate!  (See you soon!)


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